Sunday, 28 July 2013

The Top Ten Men

*******The Top Ten Men!!********
1. The Doctor because he says,"Take off 
your clothes"
2. The Dentist because he says,"Open Wide"
3. The hairdresser because he says,"Do you 
want it teased or blown"
4. The Milkman because he says,"Do you 
want it in front or in back?"
5. The Interior Decorator because he 
says,"Once you have it all in, you'll love it."
6. The Banker because he says,"If you take 
it out too soon, you'll lose interest"
7. The Police Officer because he 
says,"Spread 'em"
8. The Mailman because he always delivers 
his package.
9. The Pilot because he takes off fast and 
then slows down.
10. The Hunter because he always goes deep 
in the bush, shoots twice

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