THE RULES IN THE GAME OF LOVE

[THE RULES IN THE GAME OF LOVE.]

[1. The FEMALE always makes THE RULES, THE RULES are subject to change without prior notice.]
[2. NO MALE can possibly know all THE RULES.] 
[3. If the FEMALE suspects the MALE is getting to know THE RULES, she must immediately change some or all of THE RULES.] 
[4. The FEMALE is never ever wrong.]
[5. If the FEMALE is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding, which is a direct result of something the MALE said or did wrong. The MALE must apologise immediately for causing such misunderstanding.]
[6. The MALE must never change his mind without the express written consent of the FEMALE.]
[7. The FEMALE has every right to be upset and or angry at any time.] 
[8. The MALE must remain calm at all times, unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry and or upset. The FEMALE must, under no circumstances, let the MALE know whether or not she wants him to be angry and or upset.]
[9. The MALE is expected to mind-read at all times]
[10. The MALE who does not abide by THE RULES can't take the heat, lacks backbone and is a wimp.]
[11. Any attempt by a male to document THE RULES is likely to suffer serious bodily harm.] 
[12. A MALE must be ready to perform at all times, a FEMALE is ready when she is ready.] 
[13. If a FEMALE has PMS all THE RULES have a narrower tolerance and are subject to triple demerit points.]