Wednesday, 31 July 2013

Top 10 Famous Funny Proverbs Of All Time

    Part 1 of Funny Famous Proverbs:


"  War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.  "
 
                                                                                - Famous Proverb




" Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement. "

                                                                      - Funny famous proverb





" The believer is happy. The doubter is wise.  "

                                                                                  - Funny proverb





" You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom. "

                                                                                - Famous Proverb





" If you think education is expensive, try ignorance. "

                                                                                   -Funny Proverb





" Patience will come to those who wait for it. "

                                                                                                                                                                                                         - Proverb






" Experience is a comb which nature gives to men when they are bald. "

                                                                                  - Funny Proverb





" Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone. "
 
                                                                                  - Funny Proverb





" Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails. "

                                                                                                                                                                                                         - Proverb




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Best Friendship Quotes



 " True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost. "

                                                              - Charles Caleb Colton




" A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. "

                                                                             - Lois Wyse





" Friendship is delicate as a glass, once broken it can be fixed but there will always be cracks. "

                                                                       - Waqar Ahmed



 
" Friendship- my definition- is built on two things. Respect and trust. Both elements have to be there. And it has to be mutual. You can have respect for someone, but if you don't have trust, the friendship will crumble. "

                                                                        - Stieg Larsson



 " No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow.  "

                                                                          - Alice Walker




 " When a girl says she wants to be friends with benefits, I always ask if that includes dental insurance "

                                                                           - Jarod Kintz




" In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. "

                                                              - John Churton Collins





" It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch? "

                                                                             - A.A. Milne



 " Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It's not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything. "

                                                                      - Muhammad Ali



" I would rather walk with a friend in the dark,
than alone in the light. "

                                                                          - Helen Keller





" Life is an awful, ugly place to not have a best friend. "

                                                                        - Sarah Dessen



  " Between men and women there is no friendship possible.There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. "

                                                                          - Oscar Wilde





" If I had to choose between betraying my country and betraying my friend, I hope I should have the guts to betray my country. "

                                                                         - E. M. Forster



 " Friendship is a strong and habitual inclination in two persons to promote the good and happiness of one another. "

                                                                     - Eustace Budgell


 " The only way to have a friend is to be one " 
                                                            - Ralph Waldo Emerson




" There is nothing on this earth more to be prized than true friendship. "

                                                                    - Thomas Aquinas


 " When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. "

                                                                   - Edward W. Howe



" Lovers have a right to betray you... friends don't. "

                                                                        - Judy Holliday



 " Never explain - your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway. " 
                                                                      - Elbert Hubbard



" Nothing but heaven itself is better than a friend who is really a friend. "

                                                                         - Plautus Read





Cute Birthday Qutations And Wishes

  
" The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet. "


                                                                      - Robert Orben



" The worst gift is a fruitcake.There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.  "


                                                                     -Johnny Carson



"  At 20 years of age the will reigns; at 30 the wit; at 40 the judgement. " 

                                                                -Benjamin Franklin



"   Age is a matter of feeling, not of years. " 

                                                         - George William Curtis



" Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words. "


                                                                               - Plautus



"  May you live all the days of your life "


                                                                     -Jonathan Swift



"  There is still no cure for the common birthday."


                                                                          - John Glenn



 "  Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again. " 

                                            - Menachem Mendel Schneerson



"  A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. " 

                                                                         -Robert Frost


 " Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time. " 

                                                                 -Jean Paul Richter



 "  The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate. "


                                                                      -Oprah Winfrey

Friendship Quotes That Every Friend Must Read

  " There are no such things as strangers,
only friends we haven't met yet. "

                                                                           - Anonymous



  " You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can by trying to get other people interested in you. " 
                                                                       - Dale Carnegie

  " You can hardly make a friend in a year, but you can easily offend one in an hour. "

                                                                    - Chinese Proverb




" In times of prosperity friends will be plenty;
in time of adversity not one in twenty. "

                                                                     - English Proverb




" Each friend represents a world in us,
a world possibly not born until they arrive,
and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born. "

                                                                              - Anais Nin




" A friend is one who knows all about you and likes you anyway. " 
                                                               - Christi Mary Warner


 

" We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world,
and the best we can find in our travels is an honest friend. " 
                                                          - Robert Lewis Stevenson




" The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. "

                                                              - Henry David Thoreau





" How can sincerity be a condition of friendship?
A taste for truth at any cost is a passion which spares nothing. "

                                                                        - Albert Camus




 " Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship never. " 
                                                              - Charles Caleb Colton



 " A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. "

                                                            - Ralph Waldo Emerson



  " No person is your friend who demands your silence,
or denies your right to grow. "
 
                                                                          - Alice Walker


 " My best friend is the man who in wishing mewell wishes it for my sake. " 
                                                                               - Aristotle



 " A hug is worth a thousand words.A friend is worth more. "


                                                                           - Anonymous




" Friendship is a single soul dwelling in two bodies. "

                                                                               - Aristotle



 " This communicating of a man's self to his friend works two contrary effects; for it redoubleth joys, and cutteth griefs in half. "

                                                                        - Francis Bacon


" Friendship is a strong and habitual inclination in two persons to promote the good and happiness of one another. "

                                                                     - Eustace Budgell


  " My best friend is the one that brings out the best in me. "

                                                                           - Henry Ford


  " If I had to choose between betraying my country and betraying my friend, I hope I should have the guts to betray my country. "

                                                                         - E. M. Forster




" However rare true love may be, it is less so than true friendship. "

                                           - François Duc de La Rochefoucauld



 " Real friendship is shown in times of trouble;prosperity is full of friends. "

                                                                         - " Euripides "



 " No man can be happy without a friend,
nor be sure of his friend till he is unhappy. " 
                                                                       - Thomas Fuller



 " Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. "

                                                                          - Oscar Wilde


  " We know our friends by their defects rather than by their merits. "

                                                           - W. Somerset Maugham



 " Love demands infinitely less than friendship. "

                                                               - George Jean Nathan




" Women can form a friendship with a man very well; but to preserve it to that end a slight physical antipathy must probably help. "

                                                                 - Friedrich Nietzsche



" Hold a true friend with both your hands. "


                                                                    - Nigerian Proverb

Tuesday, 30 July 2013

Top Relationship Quotes

Top Relationship Quotes:



Nothing is perfect. Life is messy. Relationships are complex. Outcomes are uncertain. People are irrational.
Hugh Mackay -



 Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things.
Keanu Reeves -



 Find joy in everything you choose to do. Every job, relationship, home... it's your responsibility to love it, or change it.

Chuck Palahniuk - 




“ Courage means to keep working a relationship, to continue seeking solutions to difficult problems, and to stay focused during stressful periods.
Denis Waitley -





A person isn't who they are during the last conversation you had with them - they're who they've been throughout your whole relationship.
Rainer Maria Rilke - 





In a relationship each person should support theother; they should lift each other up.
Taylor Swift -




 The relationship between husband and wife should be one of closest friends.
B. R. Ambedkar -





Assumptions are the termites of relationships.
Henry Winkler - 





A relationship requires a lot of work and commitment.
Greta Scacchi -




 Blood relatives often have nothing to do with family, and similarly, family is about who you choose to make your life with.
Oliver Hudson -